I am threatening the computer. “Do what I want or I will hurt you.” The computer is grinding its hard disk back. Its got 2 cores, each running evil at 2.67 GHz.

My computer runs a SIP client. One day when I was cursing the computer, the computer decided (on purpose?) to auto answer the phone. D’s little friend’s voice trembled as she said “uh, Mr. Erg?”

We are in the Terminator times.